In a gritty, high-stakes world of space travel, Samuel Curtis, a rugged astronaut, embarks on a perilous mission to deliver a rare cat to a distant asteroid. Along the way, he reunites with his former dance partner, the Blueberry Pirate, and acquires a homemade cloning device that yields a rare, living girl. Curtis proposes a trade with the owner of Jupiter, exchanging the clone for the Boy Who Actually Saw A Woman's Breast, a valuable commodity on the all-male mining planet.

The American Astronaut
A lone space trader navigates the desolate vastness of a solar system, oblivious to the sinister intentions of a former associate bent on his demise.