Rent-a-Goalie

1. The Arrivalist

Tiger Williams, a renowned pop sensation, recruits Cake as his goalie, sendin...

2. The Irish Are Fags

A former foe pilfers Cake's business identity, prompting a clever plan to rec...

3. Malta

A mysterious figure from Cake's past arrives, prompting Cake to behave in unc...

4. Blue Balls

A mysterious and foreboding epidemic imperils the tenuous partnership between...

5. Bar Code

Competition erupts between Cake and Francesca as Francesca shakes things up b...

6. Shit Zone

A disagreement erupts between Cake and Francesca when the latter brings in a ...

7. Going to the Chapel

A surprise visit from Billy's past shakes up his proposal plans, prompting Ca...

8. Fire in the Hole

A local goalie named Cake becomes the focal point of a team's fans' frustrati...