Ethan Mitchell

Ethan Mitchell's life took an unexpected turn when he stumbled upon a deceased possum floating in his grandparents' swimming pool during the harsh winter season at the tender age of seven. As he gazed upon the lifeless creature, he suddenly lost his balance and tumbled into the pool, sharing the space with the unfortunate possum. This bizarre occurrence would have sent most children into a state of panic, but instead, Ethan's world was turned upside down by the cacophony of laughter that erupted from the adults surrounding him. Initially, the relentless guffawing and hee-hawing left him perplexed, but as the merriment continued, he began to realize that he had inadvertently become the source of such unbridled joy. This epiphany sparked a profound shift within Ethan, as he discovered a newfound passion for making people laugh with the same fervor that his grandparents and their friends had exhibited. The experience left an indelible mark on his psyche, and he has since harbored a secret hope that another absurd, near-death experience would present itself, providing him with an endless supply of comedic material. Alas, the years have passed, and no such incident has transpired, prompting Ethan to settle for regaling audiences with stories about his unorthodox upbringing, including his experiences growing up homeschooled near a swamp, the peculiar social norms of Southern Baptists, and the fascinating tales of his great-grandparents' fifteen children.