Ted's early years were marked by a profound fascination with the cinematic exploits of Chuck Norris, Ninja, and Kung Fu Theater, which he would avidly devour and subsequently emulate in his backyard, meticulously mimicking the intricate moves and techniques he had witnessed on screen.
As his proficiency in martial arts rapidly evolved, Ted's aspirations began to shift, and he found himself increasingly drawn to the prospect of playing the role of the underdog, the plucky protagonist who would inevitably face off against the formidable martial arts experts, the very same stars who had captivated his imagination as a young boy.
With years of dedicated training in various martial art styles under his belt, Ted's dream finally became a reality, as he now finds himself in the esteemed position of being the one who gets to be thoroughly and expertly dispatched by the very same martial arts legends he had once idolized as a youth.