In a world where vampires have become a political party, Count Malt Liquella is unexpectedly awakened from his centuries-long slumber by a careless wino. As he navigates this unfamiliar reality, he finds himself an outcast among his own kind due to his antiquated and embarrassing nature. Falstaff, the party's leader, sees Malt Liquella as a liability and orders his elimination, setting off a chain of events that will change the course of vampire politics forever.
Limp Fangs
A centuries-old vampire, Count Malt Liquella, is stirred from his slumber by a careless vagrant, unwittingly disrupting the undead's centuries-long sleep.
