Mike's culinary ambitions are thwarted as Pearl and her minions battle rogue robots on a camping planet. Mike attempts to provide air support with a homemade bomb, but it has an unexpected and catastrophic outcome. Meanwhile, Servo croons a tune about the number 70, and Crow undergoes a transformation as the Turkey Volume Guessing Man. The bots try to recreate the movie to decipher its meaning, while Pearl is honored with an award ceremony that ends in chaos.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
A camper's thoughtless behavior ravages a planet's ecosystem, as Servo wistfully recalls the 1970s through a nostalgic song and fantasy of becoming a truck driver. Meanwhile, Crow takes on a peculiar new persona as the "Turkey Volume Guessing Man".