Maurice, raised in India, aims to surpass Deepak Chopra's success. With a chastity belt imposed by his guru, he grows up and becomes Guru Pitka in America, seeking to appear on the Oprah Show. He's hired by the Toronto Maple Leafs to help their star player win back his wife and stand up to his mother, leading to comedic outcomes.

The Love Guru
A hockey player struggles to overcome personal and professional setbacks, receiving guidance from a spiritual leader's trusted protégé who returns to the US to help him find his path.