A vampire named Wayne Gretzky, unrelated to the famous hockey player, struggles with his inability to grow his teeth. This impotence stems from his past mistake of killing his beloved Mary Lipinsky 300 years ago. To cope with his pain, he teaches college history. With the help of his colleague Dr. Levine, Wayne attempts to regain his powers.

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A centuries-old vampire named Wayne is a bookworm until his life is disrupted by Chris, a woman who eerily resembles his lost love Mary and has a voracious appetite for blood.