
1. Pop the Astronaut
Aired: Sep 23, 1969A hapless janitor, Pop, mistakenly stows away on a spacecraft commanded by Pe...

2. A Happening That Happened in Texas
Aired: Sep 30, 1969
3. You Can't Cheat an Honest Man - But You Can Try
Aired: Oct 7, 1969
4. The Traveling Saleslady and the Farmer's Son
Aired: Oct 14, 1969In the next episode, a charming saleswoman falls for a rustic farmer, and her...

5. Willie Lump Lump's Birthday
Aired: Oct 21, 1969
6. John Wayne's 40th Anniversary or Hominy and True Grits
Aired: Oct 28, 1969The next episode begins with Red discussing the impact of sex in movies, acco...

7. See Your Doctor Once a Year Even If It Kills You
Aired: Nov 4, 1969
8. Alaska or an Icicle Built for Two
Aired: Nov 11, 1969A relentless police officer brings a ruthless businessman to justice after un...

9. Singing Waiters, Hillbilly Songwriters
Aired: Nov 18, 1969In the next episode, a charismatic singing waiter and his partner, George Gob...

10. There's One Thing Money Won't Buy and Someday We'll Find Out What It Is
Aired: Nov 25, 1969A cunning property developer assumes the identity of a homeless individual in...

11. It's Better to Have Loved and Lost - Much Better
Aired: Dec 2, 1969A construction worker's marital woes escalate when his wife pushes him to dem...

12. He Wanted to Be a Square Shooter But He Found That His Barrel was Round
Aired: Dec 9, 1969A group of passionate advocates, led by the fearless Bertha Bluenose, storm i...

13. The Son of Oliver Twist or Junior Is Just a Little Dickens
Aired: Dec 16, 1969A daring escape from the orphanage sets in motion a thrilling adventure as Re...

14. Crime Doesn't Pay But It's Tax Free
Aired: Dec 23, 1969A journalist's relentless pursuit of the truth leads her to uncover the hidde...

15. You Can Take the Boy Out of the Country If You Promise Not to Bring Him Back
Aired: Dec 30, 1969Paw Kadiddlehopper and his son Clem embark on an educational adventure at Vin...

16. If Marriages Are Made in Heaven, Why Do They Call It Heaven?
Aired: Jan 6, 1970George Appleby surprises his wife with a romantic getaway to the night club w...

17. There's No Business Like Show Business, But When There's No Business, Show Business Goes Out of Business Just Like Any Other Business
Aired: Jan 13, 1970
18. Charity Begins at Home, But Nowadays, Who Can Afford a Home?
Aired: Jan 20, 1970
19. Is This Anyway to Ruin an Airline?
Aired: Jan 27, 1970
20. When East Meets West, You've Sure Got a Skinny Country
Aired: Feb 3, 1970
21. People Who Like People Are Cannibals
Aired: Feb 10, 1970
22. The Three Musketeers Ride Again, Those Ding-Dong Daddies from Dumas
Aired: Feb 17, 1970
23. Bill Bailey Must Have Been Married, That's Why He Never Came Home
Aired: Feb 24, 1970
24. Blood Is Thicker Than Water and Harder to Shave With
Aired: Mar 3, 1970A renowned lawyer, played by Vincent Price, arrives at the state prison to ad...

25. He Died with His Boots on Cause He Had Cold Feet to Start or He Died with His Boots Off, That's Why He Stubbed His Toe
Aired: Mar 10, 1970
26. San Fernando's Spy School or How to Make a Possible Mission Impossible
Aired: Mar 17, 1970A student at San Fernando Red's secret academy for espionage uncovers a plot ...

27. Be It Ever So Crumbled, There Is No Place Like Home
Aired: Mar 24, 1970George Gobel guest stars as a man seeking a break from his tidy spouse by ans...

28. Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars
Aired: Mar 31, 1970A cunning duo of prisoners, Bolivar Shagnasty and Butch, orchestrate a daring...

29. Stone Walls Do Not a Prison Make: So They Added Iron Bars
Aired: Apr 7, 1970