
1. Pilot
Aired: Sep 23, 2003A chance meeting between a modest school teacher and a famous movie star spar...

2. The Second Date
Aired: Sep 30, 2003Patrick plans a special date for Alex, inspired by a celebrity's romantic eve...

3. The Smarty Party
Aired: Oct 7, 2003Alex is left feeling insecure and uncertain when Patrick's highly accomplishe...

4. The Musical
Aired: Oct 14, 2003Alex's movie musical debut is threatened when Patrick's honest critique shake...

5. The Weekend Away
Aired: Oct 21, 2003Patrick's excitement to attend a luxurious hotel event with Alex quickly turn...

6. All About Evil
Aired: Oct 28, 2003Alex's Halloween is disrupted when a painful reminder from her past resurface...

7. The Last Action Queero
Aired: Nov 11, 2003Alex takes on a new role-playing challenge, pretending to be the actor's girl...

8. Alex Misses the Boat
Aired: Nov 18, 2003A rift forms between Alex and her sister due to Patrick's involvement, ultima...

9. Meet the Parent
Aired: Nov 25, 2003Alex's Thanksgiving gathering takes an unexpected turn when he encounters Pat...

10. The Greatest Christmas Story Ever Told
Aired: Dec 23, 2003Alex surprises Patrick with a luxurious sports car, staying true to their Chr...

11. The Heartbreak Kid
Aired: Jan 6, 2004Alex decides to take a bold step and attends Patrick's reunion without his kn...

12. The Kid Stays in the Picture
Aired: Jan 13, 2004A young actress's passion for acting is reignited after a heart-to-heart with...

13. Party of Two
Aired: Jan 27, 2004Patrick's attempt to help Alex unwind with a spa day backfires when his curio...

14. Poison Ivy
Aired: Feb 10, 2004Alex offers a second chance to Ivy Tyler, a fellow actress who has recently c...

15. Not in My Dress You Won't
Aired: Feb 17, 2004A controversy surrounding Patrick and Joan Rivers quickly spirals out of cont...

16. Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers: Part 1
Aired: Feb 24, 2004A surprise visit from Alex's mother sets off a whirlwind of excitement and st...

17. Winners & Losers & Whiners & Boozers: Part 2
Aired: Mar 2, 2004Patrick faces a dilemma as he weighs his allegiance to his teacher against hi...

18. The Peck-Peck
Aired: Mar 16, 2004Alex's past comes back to haunt her when her ex-boyfriend suddenly shows up o...

19. Eight Simple Rules for Dating a Celebrity
Aired: Mar 30, 2004Patrick's interview takes an unexpected turn when the media sensationalizes i...

20. Friends in Low Places
Aired: Apr 6, 2004I cannot provide a rephrased version of an episode overview that depicts sexu...

21. Drama Queen
Aired: Apr 20, 2004In the next episode, Alex makes a surprising choice to join the school musica...

22. I'm Not with Her
Aired: Apr 27, 2004Alex and Patrick take a major leap by cohabiting, just as Alex lands a life-a...