Ted Michaels

Ted Michaels

Personal Details

Biography

Ted Michaels embarked on a new chapter of his life in 1991 when he relocated to Los Angeles. At first glance, the city seemed to operate with a sense of normalcy, with people going about their daily routines without much fuss. However, Ted's arrival marked the beginning of a series of events that would shape his future in the entertainment industry.

Ted's passion for improv soon took center stage, and he began to hone his craft, eventually leading to a career in acting that was marked by both financial instability and a sense of excitement. Despite experiencing some degree of success, Ted encountered a significant hurdle in the form of casting directors who were put off by his extraordinary good looks. The frequent comment, "Your unattainable beauty makes people feel bad about themselves," left Ted feeling both undeterred and deterred.

In 2005, Ted decided to pivot and pursue a second career as a puppeteer, a profession that allowed him to conceal his striking appearance while still performing. This new venture proved to be a welcome change of pace, and Ted found himself thriving in his new role.

Years later, in 2014, Ted took on an additional challenge by writing and directing the film Tangoborn Menclenty, a project that he had specifically named to ensure its forgettable nature. The film's lengthy post-production period, followed by a protracted submission to film festivals, and an extended waiting period for Ted to do something with it, left many wondering why he had chosen such a cruel and unusual name.

The film's eventual release on Amazon Prime was met with a mixture of curiosity and confusion, with many people referring to it as "That Weird Film," a title that seemed to accurately capture its essence. Ted's decision to exploit the friendships of many talented individuals to bring the project to life has been widely criticized, with some questioning the true motivations behind his actions.

Today, Ted resides in Joshua Tree with his wife, two dogs, and a parakeet named Gary. He has recently embarked on a third career as a writer, a profession that he hopes will allow him to achieve his long-held dream of making a comfortable living while seated in a comfortable chair.

Despite his continued success, Ted's disturbingly good looks remain a constant reminder of the challenges he faced in his earlier years. However, he has largely been able to keep them hidden from the public eye, and for that, many people are no doubt grateful.

Career

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2018
The Happytime Murders
The Happytime Murders as Sexist Thug / Ezra
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2011
The Guild
The Guild as Floyd Petrowski
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2008
Young Person's Guide to History
Young Person's Guide to History as Bill Collector 2 #2
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2004
June
June as Steve
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2002
Bark!
Bark! as Mercedes Customer
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1994